If there’s a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I’ve already won that.
Sword handle umbrellas
Face the rain like a true champion of the medieval realm. Wield your umbrella, point it towards the sky and hit your opponent head on. The product opens with a button and resembles a broad sword. It also comes with a shoulder strap so you can carry it around on your back for quick combat.
"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!! YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"